However, a man can't live on coffee alone, as much as he might like to, and a man can't spend all his time reading. A man's mind and hands must both have their work to do.
With that in mind, I've started a business of sorts, in the metaphorical sense, as there's no money involved. Law exists to help the people, but it can fall short. It can be twisted. Law, like coffee, is a pure, fine thing, but both can be soured by improper preparation and misused tools.
Accidentally, perhaps. Perhaps not.
I want to sweeten those sour legal notes, and with that in mind, I'm offering my legal expertise to those who need it. I might not be allowed to practice, but there's no law on this earth that can stop me from talking. I specialize in appeals, but there is a catch: you have to convince me you deserve my help. I don't have time for fools or charlatans.